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E-mail us a funny one and we'll post it below.

Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere it wants to!

Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on your plate!

Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because its hard to run in squares!

Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
A: A bull dog!

Q. What do you call a garbage man with no nose?
A. Lucky

Q. What training do you need to be a trash collector?
A. None. You pick it up as you go along.

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